spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(via humorful)


aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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(via lmaoalien)


wildwillo:

uh-la-la-land:

Anja Rubik

what a babe

wildwillo:

uh-la-la-land:

Anja Rubik

what a babe

(via fizp)


politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

(via distraction)


beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

(via cumfort)


(via outraged)


unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via sorry)


britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

image

(via greetings)


Q
What's your ethnicity?
Anonymous
A

repeals:

repeals:

hot with a mix of beautiful 

lol im just joking, im caucasian and puerto rican! 

Represent!



(via outraged)


tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image

(via greetings)


psychopathicdonuttime:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

(via jewist)


kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via bullied)


(via repeals)